Unfortunately

Sitting by the pool in the Dordogne, the last thing you want to worry about is head lice.

Unfortunately, we’ve brought our nits with us.

Fortunately, we’ve also brought the nit comb with us.

Unfortunately, the nit comb has lost a tooth.

Fortunately, in The Little Book of Nits, we have a page of helpful phrases, for use abroad, including the French for: “I’d like to by a nit comb please”.

Unfortunately, we left the book at home.

Erm.